Tony Clifton---I Will Survive

First I was afraaaaid
I was pyoo-trified
Kept thinking I could never live
Ah, without you by my sy-eeed
But then I spent so many nights
Ah, thinking how you did me wrong
And I ... grew ... STRONG!
And I learned to get along

And now you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have asked you for the key
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me

Go on now, GO! Walk out the door!
Don't turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crum-bill
Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I
I will sur-vee-heeeev
As long as i know how to love
I know I will stay a-leeeev
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!
I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!
I will sur-veeeeeeeeeeeev!
I ... a-will ... sur-veeeeeeeeeeeeeeev!!!

Heeeey...Ah!!!
I will sur-veev!
I will sur-veev!
I will sur-veev!
I will sur-vee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heev!

[Heavy applause..